Okay, back to the LAND OF DOOM, sorry for the lapse yesterday. Here we go:
I had planned to write a different story today (see my earlier post to see what happened.) Instead, I had to come up with something quick. I think I got lucky--because this is a million--scratch that, BILLION dollar idea:
Book #9: "Vampoline"
This is the story of a boy vampire and his trampoline.
Now, I didn't have a lot of time to think this one through. In fact, to be honest, there's really not much of a story here. But if I understand current publishing trends, if there's a vampire (or zombie) on the cover, you don't really need a story. In fact, the dumber the story is, the more it will sell. Guaranteed!
Publishers, I will start the bidding for full rights to "Vampoline" (movie, book, merch, eventual retelling of the book in graphic novel form) at 1.1 billion dollars.