Somebody's at the window.
I like this little guy. He's like a corndog/turtle/devil--a Corturvil!
That sounds like a medication. Restless-leg-syndrome? Ask your doctor if Corturvil is right for you.
How about Turvil Dog? Yeah, that's better, he's a Turvil Dog.
Holy smokes! The site redesign is complete! Now I have to figure out what to do next. Last year at this time I was doing "Sgt. Snookums Patrol Cat"--possibly the best story I've ever done on the blog. I'll have to come up with something good.