Today's picture book is...
My room is SO dirty...How dirty is it?
KID 1: My room is SO dirty...
KID 2: How dirty is it?
KID 1: My room is so dirty I have to wear a gas mask!
KID 2: My room is so dirty the cockroaches have to wear gas masks!
Two boys take turns one-upping each other on who's got the dirtiest room. One kid is cleaning his room the whole time. At the end of the book, the kid who's been cleaning says:
KID 1: My room is so dirty... actually, it's not any more. It's clean!
KID 2: How clean is it?
KID 1: It's so clean that I can go outside and play now!
KID 2: huh? (waits a beat) Oh all right. (starts cleaning his room)
I'm feeling pretty good about the entries so far. Nothing terrible yet. If you are enjoying these, be sure to check out illustrator Julie Olson's blog, she's playing along too.