This gnome has caught a fish.
Gname that Gnome!
Yesterday's winning name continues the g-name streak, with "Gnorma" by commenter "Unknown." And the detail "Her nose is really cold" by Anika S.
Great work everyone. These stories you are posting are hysterical. The gnomes seem to be more fun to write about than the dragons were.
You have the weekend for this guy--take your time!
Captain gnAhab and with his pet, Moby Bait
ReplyDeleteAfter a lot of thought, I'm gonna go with Steve.
ReplyDeleteGnernest Gnomingway, author of The Old Gnome and the Sea, with his fish Piskie (or Ishmael) .
ReplyDeleteGefforey: he tells the most fantastic "big fish stories" which are acutally true but no one ever believes them because the "big" fish always gets away.
ReplyDeleteHow about Willy "its good to be free"....
ReplyDeleteBlad the Inhaler. He spent the weekend hookybobbing behind Gottfried's motorboat, thinking this would be a great way to fish. All he has to show for the ordeal is a grey complexion from inhaling boat fumes and this tiny fish. Turns out fish really do prefer still waters.
ReplyDeleteCole: Greydor, he's a really bad fisherman.
ReplyDeleteJack: Fisherbeard Frowny Face
Gerkin.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't like fish, but he catches them because his wife does.
Robyn: Grumpdilliumpcus
ReplyDeleteRyan: George
Kielle: Gorg
Ada: Grumpy Bonstropolis--He can only catch teeny tiny fish and that's why he's grumpy.
Jeff, leader of the Fishy Clan from Fishka. He's an Ice Fisher, but hates his job.
ReplyDeleteGamaliel, it's a strong name and also happens to be the middle name of our 29th president Warren G. Harding
ReplyDeleteoh, and that comment above was submitted by lindsay, I'm on layna's computer.....
ReplyDeleteFergus Trifla
ReplyDeleteBoris Gnomekov. He comes from a remote area north of Poland. He caught this fish to bring along as a snack while watching Hufflepuff play Quidditch.
ReplyDeleteGneville. He goes fishing to get revenge on the worms.
ReplyDeleteGnamicus Gname.
ReplyDeletehis fish is his thingy thing.
Bernard. He definitely looks like a Bernard.
ReplyDeleteOrff. He's from Iowa.
ReplyDeleteJonah. He used the middle of his beard for bait.
ReplyDeleteVictor
ReplyDeleteFrank Gnillii
ReplyDeleteGrumbald.
ReplyDeleteDillon: Gniff.
Humphrey. he was named this because "humph" is the sound he makes when he thinks he caught a big fish because the line was was being pulled hard, but it turns out to be tiny.
ReplyDeletechoonome. that was my verification word.
ReplyDeleteMerv.
ReplyDeleteGerald.
ReplyDeleteNever one for excessive cheer, his mood has not been helped by the chronic cold he's had for the past twelve and a half years. The cold has not been helped by his unceasing ice fishing.
His name should be Norman and he thought he caught a big fish.
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