Duhn Duhn Duuuuhnnn :) Where's a butler when you need him... or old man McCaferty who runs the theme park and dresses up like a monster at night... or a bird!!
Its a set up... I'm beginning to think that under all those feathers the feather duster (who we all think is soooo cute and cuddly) is really just a big jerk ... he's trying to frame the host!!
Oh, sure go after the obvious. I told you Big V was innocent!
Come to think of it, did anyone check the alleged corpse? Possibly the housekeeper dropped some of her accoutrement when the lights went out, while the cheeky little winner skedaddled with everyone’s wallets hidden in her hideous foliage.
Still waiting for the sash and crown to show up by the way.
Yes. The host or Flamingo. Or maybe the feather duster had some acient rivalry with one of the contestant's relitaves. He's not really dead! And that knife.... As I said, it's impossible to find a finger in that mess! Who knows? Maybe it's plastic! Or... Strike back of Prof. Plum. So many possiblities!
I think Macavity did it.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe that flamingo.
You cant trust anyone with a bannana stuffed into their face.
Duhn Duhn Duuuuhnnn :)
ReplyDeleteWhere's a butler when you need him... or old man McCaferty who runs the theme park and dresses up like a monster at night... or a bird!!
Still think it was the host. He's the only one doing the talking anyway! He has the perfect cover up!
ReplyDeleteIts a set up... I'm beginning to think that under all those feathers the feather duster (who we all think is soooo cute and cuddly) is really just a big jerk ... he's trying to frame the host!!
ReplyDeleteOh, sure go after the obvious. I told you Big V was innocent!
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, did anyone check the alleged corpse? Possibly the housekeeper dropped some of her accoutrement when the lights went out, while the cheeky little winner skedaddled with everyone’s wallets hidden in her hideous foliage.
Still waiting for the sash and crown to show up by the way.
Yes. The host or Flamingo. Or maybe the feather duster had some acient rivalry with one of the contestant's relitaves. He's not really dead! And that knife.... As I said, it's impossible to find a finger in that mess! Who knows? Maybe it's plastic!
ReplyDeleteOr... Strike back of Prof. Plum.
So many possiblities!
I know who Professor Plum is, but who is Macavity/McCaferty? Is that a Scooby Doo reference?
ReplyDeleteMacavity is a cat who gets blamed for everything in one of TS Elliot's poems. And whenever something bad happens... Macavity isnt there!
ReplyDeleteThe two condors and King Vulture are reletives
ReplyDeleteThe guinie fowl sounds like country boy from arkansas
ReplyDeleteBooby is going into a panic reaction to this all he has got to keep a cool head
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